VOL. XXIV · NO. 420 THE PEOPLE'S RECORD OF THE SAN ANDREAS ECONOMY PRICE: FIVE CENTS
TUESDAY
APRIL 21, 2026
LOS SANTOS
SAN ANDREAS
Est. 1992 · The Ticker of Record
The Los Santos Tribune
"All The News That's Fit To Pump"
WEATHER: HEATED GAS: ACCEPTABLE MOOD: HERE WE GO AGAIN
Breaking · Ethereum Desk

Ah Shit, Here We Go Again.

Local Degen Returns To Ethereum Markets Despite Solemn Pledge; Cites "Unfinished Business" And A Clean Ticker.

It was, by all accounts, supposed to be over. The wallet drained. The channels muted. The pledge, made in the gray dawn of last cycle, was clear: no more memecoins. Ever.

And yet, at 2:34 PM local time, the subject was observed opening MetaMask and navigating — without hesitation — to the only chain that still feels like home.

The token, $AGAIN, is named after a line of dialogue so internalized by the internet that no branding brief was required. The phrase, of course, is “Ah shit, here we go again” — spoken by CJ in a game that has outlasted every memecoin it's ever been printed onto.

Reached for comment through his group chat (340 unread messages), the subject offered only: “I said I was out. Ser, the ticker is just too clean.”

Chain
ETHEREUM
DEX
UNISWAP
Today's Forecast
AGAIN
Business
The fundamentals, for the public record.
B · 1

By The Numbers.

Nothing to interpret. Nothing to spin.

$AGAIN · FundamentalsVerified on-chain · Tuesday edition

Ticker$AGAIN
ChainEthereum
DEXUniswap
LiquidityBurned
ContractRenounced
Cartography
The streets, as our readers know them.
B · 3
GREATER LOS SANTOS & ETHEREUM COUNTY
N
GROVE ST. (Uniswap) DOWNTOWN (DEX Screener) THE PORT (1inch / 0x) SAFEHOUSE (MetaMask) RADAR TOWER (Etherscan) POLICE H.Q. (MEV bots) THE HIGHWAY (Ethereum mainnet)

A Field Guide.

For the returning, and the reluctant.

Grove Street
Where every hustle begins. $AGAIN lives here on Uniswap.
Downtown
DEX Screener. Every chart, every trade, in real time.
The Port
1inch, 0x, Matcha. How you route in. How you route out.
The Safehouse
MetaMask. Rabby. Ledger. Where the bag sleeps.
Radar Tower
Etherscan. Every tx, every wallet, on the record forever.
The Highway
Ethereum mainnet. 12-second blocks. The original road.
Advice Column
For the returning, in five acts.
C · 3
01
Enter The Safehouse
You know where it is. MetaMask. Rabby. Ledger. Pick your door.
02
Fund With SOL
Bridge it. Buy it. Borrow it. Get it there.
03
Head To Grove Street
Uniswap. Paste the contract. You've done this before.
04
Execute
Slippage to taste. Confirm. Don't blink.
05
Ah Shit, There You Go Again
Welcome back. We saved your spot.
Almanac
The calendar ahead, compiled by the desk.
D · 1
Act I · Launch
The Contract Goes Live First wave arrives. Anons, sers, the usual suspects.
Act II · The Heat
The Timeline Notices Volume builds. Screens lock in. Charts get passed around.
Act III · The Rollout
The Desk Goes To Work Memes flood CT. Merch ships. Partnerships with Ethereum-native communities. No paid KOLs — just the desk grinding.
Act IV · The Whole City
The Meme Becomes The Market Mid-cap territory. Charts trend across aggregators. The desk hasn't slept.
Act V · Eternal Return
You Try To Leave You cannot. Here we go again. And again. And again.
Classifieds
Wanted: holders. Found: community.
E · 1